Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

whos Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..!:P :P :P :P :P :P

Adult jokes

☻Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

☻Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

☻Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged


☻The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

☻Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

☻A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

☻Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

☻rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock

☻LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

STORY OF LUV AT 2nd SIGHT..

A gal fell in love wid a boy at 2nd sight..


Bcoz at 1st sight

A Boy after having great time with GF he saw a guy's photo in er bag, asked is he your Ex-BF ?? GF kissed him, said no it's me before surgery...

Santa:If I die, will u remarry? Jeeto:No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Santa: No, I’ll also stay with ur sister

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-) :P :P

 

Wht's the height of hope????
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It is: Sitting in the exam haal, holding the question paper in hand and telling ur self ''DUDE, don't worry...
Exam will be postponed !!!!!'' :P :P :P :P :P :P

 

Why love marriage is better than arranged???
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Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST" :P :P :P :P :P :P

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